Let there be Light my ass
hahaha ok, so in English class today, we started reading the Genesis, which as you all know (I hope) is that annoying part of the old testament that shows how the Earth and Heavens were created..hold on it also denies the existence of dinosaurs, umm WHAT??? No Barney the dinosaur?? arghh that can't be... I HATE YOU...
hhaha So...GOD killed the dinosaurs haha well that makes no sense whatsoever since according to the bible dinosaurs are older than God hahah yep I said it...
AND HERE'S WHY: haha well this didnt need to have capital letters since its fairly simple really, according to te bible the world is 6000 years old (please... like The Emperor is older than that) and the almighty dinosaurs became extinct like 65 000 000 (thats 65 MILLION) years ago... HAH take that Patti if you're reading this, you need to change religion >>>>>
GOD isn't the oldest entity of all time, ONE because time is non-existent and he is retarded for featuring it in the first sentence of the Genesis, and TWO how could've he be the first if when if he created us in his image then he must have had a design well then WHO designed and created GOD. And whart's up with all these orders he's making (such as the famous first command "let there be light)? Who is he commanding? I mean basically he isn't really doing anything he's just ordering shit and its all happening for some reason, he doesnt even know what he's doing after he's made it he has to see if he likes it XD hahaha what an amateur.
Ahh yes, of course how could I foget about how he...seems to let some things slip like, umm lets see...*Let there be Satan* I mean were things really that boring for him that he needed to create all those charming fellows like Lucy, Hitler and Mr Lundin.
And lets go back to Patti, girl I now ur half asian but whatever ur still supposed to be all rational and shit... haha nah im just joking...
but ye...
WORLD I GIVE YOU THE TRUE GOD....
this God is real, has a cooler name, doesnt make stupid mistakes, doesnt make you go to hell and most importantly gives you all sorts of uber awesome powers...
YES I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FORCE!!!
W00t yesh b3l1eve in teh Force...
...to be continued (probably)...
PS Currently listening to: Counterbalance - Threar Signal
This is Legion signing off and may the Force be with you...
hhaha So...GOD killed the dinosaurs haha well that makes no sense whatsoever since according to the bible dinosaurs are older than God hahah yep I said it...
AND HERE'S WHY: haha well this didnt need to have capital letters since its fairly simple really, according to te bible the world is 6000 years old (please... like The Emperor is older than that) and the almighty dinosaurs became extinct like 65 000 000 (thats 65 MILLION) years ago... HAH take that Patti if you're reading this, you need to change religion >>>>>
GOD isn't the oldest entity of all time, ONE because time is non-existent and he is retarded for featuring it in the first sentence of the Genesis, and TWO how could've he be the first if when if he created us in his image then he must have had a design well then WHO designed and created GOD. And whart's up with all these orders he's making (such as the famous first command "let there be light)? Who is he commanding? I mean basically he isn't really doing anything he's just ordering shit and its all happening for some reason, he doesnt even know what he's doing after he's made it he has to see if he likes it XD hahaha what an amateur.
Ahh yes, of course how could I foget about how he...seems to let some things slip like, umm lets see...*Let there be Satan* I mean were things really that boring for him that he needed to create all those charming fellows like Lucy, Hitler and Mr Lundin.
And lets go back to Patti, girl I now ur half asian but whatever ur still supposed to be all rational and shit... haha nah im just joking...
but ye...
WORLD I GIVE YOU THE TRUE GOD....
this God is real, has a cooler name, doesnt make stupid mistakes, doesnt make you go to hell and most importantly gives you all sorts of uber awesome powers...
YES I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FORCE!!!
W00t yesh b3l1eve in teh Force...
...to be continued (probably)...
PS Currently listening to: Counterbalance - Threar Signal
This is Legion signing off and may the Force be with you...
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Postat av: ranow da hockyplaya
Hey dude, ,nice shit u gutz here!! U gotta keep this going, or im gonna pay u a little visit in school muhahahahaha (yes, im gonna tell everyone u know Mikey Nilsson (classified as hyper-mega-ultra-etc-nerd/g33k also at kungsholmen))). Btw, is Lundin ur #1 new nemesis, u dont seem to have much good to say about him. Hear´ya!!
Postat av: Patti
CHEERS kai..... thanks for all this crap about my religion ;)
but i still love you. i think. nahh ofc i do :)
BUT I BELIEVE IN TEH FORCE TOOO :D so am i re-considered now? ^^
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