The Virgin Suicides
OK, let me get straigh to it, firstly this is going to be a short review on the simply cathartical movie "The Virgin Suicides" - cathartical in the sense that it sheds any last fragment of hope keeping viewer from having the irresistible urge to go on a killing spree out of madness.
Basically I don't understand what was wrong with the screenwriter and the director and how they so throughly managed to ignore every single element of a film's production which might be even slightly appealing to the human mind. Clearly, the movie lacks and connection with reality, there are absolutely no motives give to why all the characters act like senseless horse shit eating morons, and especially the retarded timing of occurences... little tip when directing a movie: SAVE THE EPIC ENDING FOR THE END!
Honestly I have never seen such a feeble attempt at making a melodramatic thriller and this movie has shattered all my opinions about Kirsten Dunst (curse her parents overambitious attempts at coming up with a creative "name" if one can even refer to such bizzarre misspellings of one of the most average names known to human history).
FInally all I can say his, 90 minutes of my life well wasted... *sigh* and trust me when i say that the hatred I feel for this is no less than antonymously equivalent to the one i felt after I saw the Dark Knight twice in a row the day of its premiere...
PS How do u have sex on a roof on midnight if your mother is a selfcentered *Jesus said Heavy Metal is a sin - go burn all your CDs' - type of attitude*? huh? just please... let me know.... ENLIGHTEN ME WORLD!!!
This is Legion signing off
Basically I don't understand what was wrong with the screenwriter and the director and how they so throughly managed to ignore every single element of a film's production which might be even slightly appealing to the human mind. Clearly, the movie lacks and connection with reality, there are absolutely no motives give to why all the characters act like senseless horse shit eating morons, and especially the retarded timing of occurences... little tip when directing a movie: SAVE THE EPIC ENDING FOR THE END!
Honestly I have never seen such a feeble attempt at making a melodramatic thriller and this movie has shattered all my opinions about Kirsten Dunst (curse her parents overambitious attempts at coming up with a creative "name" if one can even refer to such bizzarre misspellings of one of the most average names known to human history).
FInally all I can say his, 90 minutes of my life well wasted... *sigh* and trust me when i say that the hatred I feel for this is no less than antonymously equivalent to the one i felt after I saw the Dark Knight twice in a row the day of its premiere...
PS How do u have sex on a roof on midnight if your mother is a selfcentered *Jesus said Heavy Metal is a sin - go burn all your CDs' - type of attitude*? huh? just please... let me know.... ENLIGHTEN ME WORLD!!!
This is Legion signing off
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