The R Rated Revolution

OK, yes i know this is the second time I've started a blog with the word "ok" but honestly I just found out that my new found love is listening to ABBA. I mean ABBA? WTF? Didn't they die for like the plague "back in the good old 15 century" XD... ok so I know they're not THAT old but honestly the frustration is causing a certain amount repetitiveness in my writing and that is not appreciated by my clients (yes I have clients, I am their private human dictionary, and a very efficient one i am too XD). ABBA was like the Tokio Hotel and Jonas Brothers of the 21st Century. THe number ONE "Organized Success" band ofc back then the "Melodi Festivalen" was såååå faking grejt record labels used it to promote new artists (which of course can still be done at great heights but with somewhat less credibility and certainly less critical acclaim) Nevertheless ABBA release one album (which they then remixed, re-remixed, re-made, re-released, recorded live and had a teenage band cover thus claiming no less then 60% of the profit and credit) and consisted of the most dull piece of shit songs I had heard since the Beatles and for some reason best known to Satan himself captivated the world with their shitty ass bubblegum pop and went over to sell over 220 million records... now that is.... MORE THAN METALLICA WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! PEOPLE THESE ABOMINATIONS OF MANKING NEED TO BE STOPPED SO I URGE TO DEDICATE YOUR LIVES TO CREATING THE PRIMARY LAWS OF TIME TRAVEL SELLING THEM TO JAPANESE CORPORATIONS WHICH WILL THEN CONSTRUCT VEHICLES WHCIH WILL TAKE YOU BACK IN 74' WHERE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SABOTAGE THE Eurovision Song Contest THUS PREVENTING ABBA FROM EVER REACHING MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES....Oh ye and just in case... they dont try something stupid like entering next year...KILL THEM ALL!! This is Legion signing off