The R Rated Revolution

"Hey! I know what we can play girls" - Patti (a.k.a Trish Patzor) (field B5 is my own little addition)



"How the heck did I end up making this about Jesus?" - I, the omnipotent narrator of Twilight [Yeah about as "omnipotent" as the lord (totally different guy from god - Homer Simpson)]

"Everyone knew it was going to be epic" - Rolling Stone Magazine

"I filed a lawsuit and then forgot the papers at Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop" - Stephenie Meyer

"Try saying that five times faster you stupid heretic Jew" - Eric Cartman (please assume Meyer's given heritage)

{No seriously maybe you should [(hah! I totally ripped off your way of emphasizing words) NOTE: only for those familiar with Stephenie Meyer's gay writing style] try saying that five times faster, do you have any idea how long it takes people like me to come up with tongue twisters (due to their anonymousness in contrast to my self admitted cynical nature)}

"This is worse than the Phantom Menace introduction" - George Lucas

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"Finally" - Jacob Black




When the last Harry Potter book came out and I was revived from being clinically dead for 14 hours due to waiting outside the science fiction bookstore for 6 consecutive months I read the beautifully layered lament of the most illusively beautiful saga since Darth Vader force choked Jesus Christ thus delaying the entire process of his stupid First Coming for about 15 billion fucking years so that  the stupid divine Protégé can't shave his chest in time to beat evolution at a pogo stick race, although subsequently it wouldn't have made a difference anyway because theism is just such a huge paradox within itself to begin and the 3 little piggies {all clichés aside, just consider emulation the latest trend (already)}  just can't play rock paper scissors fairly so that they may actually decide on who is going to represent their pathetic little team. This is evolution we're talking about OK. It's sad enough that they have messed up their stereotypical roles within children's (don't say card games don't say card games) CARD GAMES! (oh great -.-) ye ignore that.. *rewind*

It's sad enough that they have messed up their stereotypical roles within children's bedtime stories, (The Turtle and the Rabbit Run a Race much?) but probably sadder that theism is in fact a children's story and that the Bible, the Quran or any other religious text books are a pointless fusion of barbaric history and fairy tales...

Mr Suhr Perez: Get to the point!
Edward Cullen: Yup, he meant to say "Get to the f**king point!"
I, the omnipotent narrator of Twilight: *successfully removes Mr Suhr Perez from the blog* Seriously, I actually will get to the point on the actual blog so ye until then... stay metal and kill cats

May the force be with you...

Legion

Currently listening to: Otep - [Untitled Hidden Track] (yeah, apparently they have those now)