Let there be Light my ass
hahaha ok, so in English class today, we started reading the Genesis, which as you all know (I hope) is that annoying part of the old testament that shows how the Earth and Heavens were created..hold on it also denies the existence of dinosaurs, umm WHAT??? No Barney the dinosaur?? arghh that can't be... I HATE YOU...
hhaha So...GOD killed the dinosaurs haha well that makes no sense whatsoever since according to the bible dinosaurs are older than God hahah yep I said it...
AND HERE'S WHY: haha well this didnt need to have capital letters since its fairly simple really, according to te bible the world is 6000 years old (please... like The Emperor is older than that) and the almighty dinosaurs became extinct like 65 000 000 (thats 65 MILLION) years ago... HAH take that Patti if you're reading this, you need to change religion >>>>>
GOD isn't the oldest entity of all time, ONE because time is non-existent and he is retarded for featuring it in the first sentence of the Genesis, and TWO how could've he be the first if when if he created us in his image then he must have had a design well then WHO designed and created GOD. And whart's up with all these orders he's making (such as the famous first command "let there be light)? Who is he commanding? I mean basically he isn't really doing anything he's just ordering shit and its all happening for some reason, he doesnt even know what he's doing after he's made it he has to see if he likes it XD hahaha what an amateur.
Ahh yes, of course how could I foget about how he...seems to let some things slip like, umm lets see...*Let there be Satan* I mean were things really that boring for him that he needed to create all those charming fellows like Lucy, Hitler and Mr Lundin.
And lets go back to Patti, girl I now ur half asian but whatever ur still supposed to be all rational and shit... haha nah im just joking...
but ye...
WORLD I GIVE YOU THE TRUE GOD....
this God is real, has a cooler name, doesnt make stupid mistakes, doesnt make you go to hell and most importantly gives you all sorts of uber awesome powers...
YES I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FORCE!!!
W00t yesh b3l1eve in teh Force...
...to be continued (probably)...
PS Currently listening to: Counterbalance - Threar Signal
This is Legion signing off and may the Force be with you...
hhaha So...GOD killed the dinosaurs haha well that makes no sense whatsoever since according to the bible dinosaurs are older than God hahah yep I said it...
AND HERE'S WHY: haha well this didnt need to have capital letters since its fairly simple really, according to te bible the world is 6000 years old (please... like The Emperor is older than that) and the almighty dinosaurs became extinct like 65 000 000 (thats 65 MILLION) years ago... HAH take that Patti if you're reading this, you need to change religion >>>>>
GOD isn't the oldest entity of all time, ONE because time is non-existent and he is retarded for featuring it in the first sentence of the Genesis, and TWO how could've he be the first if when if he created us in his image then he must have had a design well then WHO designed and created GOD. And whart's up with all these orders he's making (such as the famous first command "let there be light)? Who is he commanding? I mean basically he isn't really doing anything he's just ordering shit and its all happening for some reason, he doesnt even know what he's doing after he's made it he has to see if he likes it XD hahaha what an amateur.
Ahh yes, of course how could I foget about how he...seems to let some things slip like, umm lets see...*Let there be Satan* I mean were things really that boring for him that he needed to create all those charming fellows like Lucy, Hitler and Mr Lundin.
And lets go back to Patti, girl I now ur half asian but whatever ur still supposed to be all rational and shit... haha nah im just joking...
but ye...
WORLD I GIVE YOU THE TRUE GOD....
this God is real, has a cooler name, doesnt make stupid mistakes, doesnt make you go to hell and most importantly gives you all sorts of uber awesome powers...
YES I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FORCE!!!
W00t yesh b3l1eve in teh Force...
...to be continued (probably)...
PS Currently listening to: Counterbalance - Threar Signal
This is Legion signing off and may the Force be with you...
Miss Queen Bitch Part DUO
In my previous blog about ze almighty Darth Belle, I mentioned tha she would go through everything just to prove that she is the definition of normal.
Well as you all know its Sunday....AND I'M SICK....ARGH PARDON MY FRENCH WHEN I SAY ITS REALLY FUCKING BORING... so i was actually doing the only thing any teenager would do after theyve done their German homework and replied to all their myspace commennts...*c'mon the suspense is killing me, what is it?*
well... -.- umm... ITS YOUTUBEING OFC
XD please remind me to never youse that word ever again (EVER).......... so ye basically I was youtubeing and there was'nt really anything new in my subscriptions part from some Artisan News crap, so I just began looking at random crap WHEN---------------------- Murphy's Law started doing its works... and suddenly I was looking at Chris Crocker videos.
*sigh* well i didnt want to do it, it was destiny... haha jk there is no such thing as destiny or that kind of mambo jambo, if there was Batman would bever be the bad guy lol ok whatever moving on
Chris Crocker turned out to be somewhat more witty than I had expected (well I had always known this but theres something I have to write about haha lol)
In one of the videos he began looking up the definition of the word "normal"... so I started thinking about Miss Queen Bitch's claims of being normal...
(ok so there will be lots of irony in the following fragment of this blog)
What is normal?
Lets ask the dictionary...
Umm well thats pretty baised since the definition of "normal" is basically an endless debate..
According to the dictionary normal means to conform to a crowd or majority...
Umm...what? Ok so Darth Belle thinks shes a conformist... what part of she wants to destroy the whole human race doesnt she understand...
And she is NOT stealing my gig...
Here's what I do, I dont follow trends... I make trends. But Miss Queen Bitch doesnt follow trends OR make them... SHE KILLS THEM.... she kills everything until its all gone and then basically she "becomes the trend" which is technically the one to survive her killing spree... and ofc she has her few henchmen that worship her and all of ehr actions... AND WHY??
Soe she can feel like she belongs... of course that would be the first line of thought, becaue what she doesn't realize is that we're all willing to just "accept her" heck i love her, but the little issue here is that she is virtually antonymously competetive to out friggin PE teacher, so in the end her point of view would be to just get rid of the competition on her little joyful world.....
...to be continued (definetely)...
PS: Currently listening to: Nothing (the album was over and I forgot to put it on repeat)
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Well as you all know its Sunday....AND I'M SICK....ARGH PARDON MY FRENCH WHEN I SAY ITS REALLY FUCKING BORING... so i was actually doing the only thing any teenager would do after theyve done their German homework and replied to all their myspace commennts...*c'mon the suspense is killing me, what is it?*
well... -.- umm... ITS YOUTUBEING OFC
XD please remind me to never youse that word ever again (EVER).......... so ye basically I was youtubeing and there was'nt really anything new in my subscriptions part from some Artisan News crap, so I just began looking at random crap WHEN---------------------- Murphy's Law started doing its works... and suddenly I was looking at Chris Crocker videos.
*sigh* well i didnt want to do it, it was destiny... haha jk there is no such thing as destiny or that kind of mambo jambo, if there was Batman would bever be the bad guy lol ok whatever moving on
Chris Crocker turned out to be somewhat more witty than I had expected (well I had always known this but theres something I have to write about haha lol)
In one of the videos he began looking up the definition of the word "normal"... so I started thinking about Miss Queen Bitch's claims of being normal...
(ok so there will be lots of irony in the following fragment of this blog)
What is normal?
Lets ask the dictionary...
Umm well thats pretty baised since the definition of "normal" is basically an endless debate..
According to the dictionary normal means to conform to a crowd or majority...
Umm...what? Ok so Darth Belle thinks shes a conformist... what part of she wants to destroy the whole human race doesnt she understand...
And she is NOT stealing my gig...
Here's what I do, I dont follow trends... I make trends. But Miss Queen Bitch doesnt follow trends OR make them... SHE KILLS THEM.... she kills everything until its all gone and then basically she "becomes the trend" which is technically the one to survive her killing spree... and ofc she has her few henchmen that worship her and all of ehr actions... AND WHY??
Soe she can feel like she belongs... of course that would be the first line of thought, becaue what she doesn't realize is that we're all willing to just "accept her" heck i love her, but the little issue here is that she is virtually antonymously competetive to out friggin PE teacher, so in the end her point of view would be to just get rid of the competition on her little joyful world.....
...to be continued (definetely)...
PS: Currently listening to: Nothing (the album was over and I forgot to put it on repeat)
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Miss Queen Bitch Part UNO
Well I've said that this whole thing will be dedicated to the infamous Darth Belle bu I havent actually been able to write anything concerning her since very little is known of this entity of darkness.
Basically* (6th time im starting the sentence with this word haha) she's the most apathetic sto waisting my life sort of attitude... and I mean she would anything to decline the fasc that she is a FREAK OF NATURE (which i admire her for) and would go through even more trouble just to prove that everyone else is a freak and that she is actually the perfect definition for "normal."
This is how a conversation witth Miss Queen Bitch would look like:
K: Hey Mis Queen Bitch
DB: *emitting rays of hatred*
K: So have yo heard of this band called I Killed the Prom Queen?
DB: *her continuous state of ignoring everything that is adressin her*
K: Well ye, it's this awesome metal band from Adelaide, can you believe how stupid the spelling is?
K: Sounds absolutely nothing like the pronounciation.
DB: *turns around and looks at you like youre a dying dinosaur or something and she's the one that's brought forth the whole extiction of your race*
DB: I thought they were metalcore?
K: *CURSE YOU iPHONE FOR LETTING HER OBTAIN THIS INFORMATION*
K: well Miss Queen Bitch "*METAL*"(core) is a subgenre of metal
K: you know what whatever, go back to eating babies or whatever you were doing...
Do you see my problem?
...to be continued...(definetely)
PS Currently listening to: Hearth Shaped Glasses - Marilyn Manson
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Basically* (6th time im starting the sentence with this word haha) she's the most apathetic sto waisting my life sort of attitude... and I mean she would anything to decline the fasc that she is a FREAK OF NATURE (which i admire her for) and would go through even more trouble just to prove that everyone else is a freak and that she is actually the perfect definition for "normal."
This is how a conversation witth Miss Queen Bitch would look like:
K: Hey Mis Queen Bitch
DB: *emitting rays of hatred*
K: So have yo heard of this band called I Killed the Prom Queen?
DB: *her continuous state of ignoring everything that is adressin her*
K: Well ye, it's this awesome metal band from Adelaide, can you believe how stupid the spelling is?
K: Sounds absolutely nothing like the pronounciation.
DB: *turns around and looks at you like youre a dying dinosaur or something and she's the one that's brought forth the whole extiction of your race*
DB: I thought they were metalcore?
K: *CURSE YOU iPHONE FOR LETTING HER OBTAIN THIS INFORMATION*
K: well Miss Queen Bitch "*METAL*"(core) is a subgenre of metal
K: you know what whatever, go back to eating babies or whatever you were doing...
Do you see my problem?
...to be continued...(definetely)
PS Currently listening to: Hearth Shaped Glasses - Marilyn Manson
This is Legion singing off
A Lovely Conversation
When you sleep a certain amount of energy continues to be used despite the fact, that the overall total used during the day has been in comparison greatly removed, but regardless, since no energy is gained through consumption you are basically running low when you wake up from a normal sleep... OK so I feel tired when I wake up, sew me, I mean ok so forgive my continuous lack of modesty when i say that I now alot about this crap, but I am constantly being asked why I don't apply my "so called knowledge" in real life.
Well to be perfectly honest with you... I prefer lying down to sitting up straight on a chair and I most certainly prefer junk to healthy food. I'm not extremely fond of physical exercise because I believe that "Heaven should surpass Earth" and I AM actually aware that it affects me negatively in many ways... BUT HEY what the heck, I mean you only live once, death is not a horizon, it's a cease of mechanical function. So I wanna make sure that i feel all warm inside before that happens becaue I'm just weird like that. Im not saying Carpe Diem is the way to go, becuse if I did then I would be out visiting museums.
Alas one last thing I have to point out is that people ALWAYS and I do mean always seem to be unable in carrying out a proper argument with me without abolutely exploiting the fact that I'm a self-cetered asshole... umm, I'm sorry our DNA is what determines roughly 80% oh the human personality so yeh...your fault, I'm tired of this...
PS Currently listening to: Affliction - Sonic Syndicate
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Well to be perfectly honest with you... I prefer lying down to sitting up straight on a chair and I most certainly prefer junk to healthy food. I'm not extremely fond of physical exercise because I believe that "Heaven should surpass Earth" and I AM actually aware that it affects me negatively in many ways... BUT HEY what the heck, I mean you only live once, death is not a horizon, it's a cease of mechanical function. So I wanna make sure that i feel all warm inside before that happens becaue I'm just weird like that. Im not saying Carpe Diem is the way to go, becuse if I did then I would be out visiting museums.
Alas one last thing I have to point out is that people ALWAYS and I do mean always seem to be unable in carrying out a proper argument with me without abolutely exploiting the fact that I'm a self-cetered asshole... umm, I'm sorry our DNA is what determines roughly 80% oh the human personality so yeh...your fault, I'm tired of this...
PS Currently listening to: Affliction - Sonic Syndicate
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New Guitars
Finally.... IM GETTING MY NEW GUITARS
Hopefully Im getting a Schecter Avenger one of these days, and a Schecter Hellraiser by Christmas...
Many are asking why I'm not getting an ESP F400 instead of the Hellraiser, and honestly... I know that Schecter is used by "all those Deathcore/Metalcore bands" well guess what, I am in one of those bands and I like the warm thick clear tome you get from them, and yes they both have EMG's. I use lots of effect pedals so I'm not worried about the "crisp" clean tone that you seemed to get with the EMG's thats only because people get the stock EMG hz models and they think the cleans aren't good.
I very recently replaced my Ibanez RG's INF3 and INF4 pickups with AHB-1 Seymour Duncan Blackouts and I think theyre probably the best pickups I've ever heard... and yes... Mick Thompson uses them all you haters shut up... whether you hate SlipKnot because they're the self proclaimed heaviest band ever (which I heavily disagree with but whatever) or because their new album debuted on #1 in so many countries including the US and Sweden, it doesn't matter, I mean his MTM is an ok guitar and the Blackouts are pretty good, so overall he gets a pretty good sound (If you don't like the Drop B tuning than that's your problem, don't take it out on me).
The first guitar Im hoping to get is the Schecter Avenger LH:
25.5 scale
24 X jumbo frets
EMG 81/85
Mahogany Body (w/Quilted Maple on Black Cherry finish)
Mahogany/Rosewood Neck
TonePro bride
Grover Tunerse
This is the other one, theyre basically somewhat similar since im planning on using them to back each other up for gigs (although I might consider having them in different tunings)
The Schecter Hellraiser C1 FR LH
25.5 scale
24 X jumbo frets
EMG 81/89
Mahogany Body Dark Cherry Finish
Mahogany/Rosewood Neck
Floyd Rose Tremolo
Marilyn I love you, but you'll have to stay away from these *evil stare*
PS currently listening to: Outside the Inside - Dark Age (awesome melodic death metal band from Germany check them out)
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Hopefully Im getting a Schecter Avenger one of these days, and a Schecter Hellraiser by Christmas...
Many are asking why I'm not getting an ESP F400 instead of the Hellraiser, and honestly... I know that Schecter is used by "all those Deathcore/Metalcore bands" well guess what, I am in one of those bands and I like the warm thick clear tome you get from them, and yes they both have EMG's. I use lots of effect pedals so I'm not worried about the "crisp" clean tone that you seemed to get with the EMG's thats only because people get the stock EMG hz models and they think the cleans aren't good.
I very recently replaced my Ibanez RG's INF3 and INF4 pickups with AHB-1 Seymour Duncan Blackouts and I think theyre probably the best pickups I've ever heard... and yes... Mick Thompson uses them all you haters shut up... whether you hate SlipKnot because they're the self proclaimed heaviest band ever (which I heavily disagree with but whatever) or because their new album debuted on #1 in so many countries including the US and Sweden, it doesn't matter, I mean his MTM is an ok guitar and the Blackouts are pretty good, so overall he gets a pretty good sound (If you don't like the Drop B tuning than that's your problem, don't take it out on me).
The first guitar Im hoping to get is the Schecter Avenger LH:
25.5 scale
24 X jumbo frets
EMG 81/85
Mahogany Body (w/Quilted Maple on Black Cherry finish)
Mahogany/Rosewood Neck
TonePro bride
Grover Tunerse
This is the other one, theyre basically somewhat similar since im planning on using them to back each other up for gigs (although I might consider having them in different tunings)
The Schecter Hellraiser C1 FR LH
25.5 scale
24 X jumbo frets
EMG 81/89
Mahogany Body Dark Cherry Finish
Mahogany/Rosewood Neck
Floyd Rose Tremolo
Marilyn I love you, but you'll have to stay away from these *evil stare*
PS currently listening to: Outside the Inside - Dark Age (awesome melodic death metal band from Germany check them out)
This is Legion signing off
My Trials and Tribulations
I just finished watching one of the most experimental movies in a long time. I don't want to make a habit out of reviewing movies since some consider that a nuisance and as an excuse for writing something. Rather than discuss the quality of the movie I would like to just say something that I am sure at least some of you might have come across before...
Don't you just hate it when people (usually of a more conformist nature) so ridigly try to recreate alternate versions of a story in odred to feed their blinded conscience with empty words so that they would fall under the secure delusion that they are "morally correct."
Apparently, I am not allowed to watch "R" rated movies. Ummm ok... hold on.. didnt you get me that movie, it's funny I couldve sworn that YOU bought me that movie... and the ironic thing is that their answer is going to be: "Well I didn't know"
Wow really? Oh you're gonna sew me now cuz I was obviously aware that it must've been rated R for such *brutal violence*
1. Brutal is relative in movies.
2. What do you think gave it away?
Well umm... lets see, I think it was the NAKED BLEEDING BABIES on the cover (NOTE: there were no naked bleeding babies, I simply do not wish to reveal the identity of the movie, I belive it would be bad publicity, and especially since it is an indie film it could affect it negatively)
Lets not also forget the inaccuracy of flm ratings... I mean its 1:38 AM and I really don't to get into too many details about this (maybe in another blog) but take this into consideration:
KUNG FU PANDA IS RATED "PARENTAL GUIDANCE" for excessive violence... umm ok? I mean this is Kung Fu Panda we're talking about isn't it? Seriously...
PS Currently listening to: Just a Car Crash Away - Marilyn Manson
...to be continued (maybe)...
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Don't you just hate it when people (usually of a more conformist nature) so ridigly try to recreate alternate versions of a story in odred to feed their blinded conscience with empty words so that they would fall under the secure delusion that they are "morally correct."
Apparently, I am not allowed to watch "R" rated movies. Ummm ok... hold on.. didnt you get me that movie, it's funny I couldve sworn that YOU bought me that movie... and the ironic thing is that their answer is going to be: "Well I didn't know"
Wow really? Oh you're gonna sew me now cuz I was obviously aware that it must've been rated R for such *brutal violence*
1. Brutal is relative in movies.
2. What do you think gave it away?
Well umm... lets see, I think it was the NAKED BLEEDING BABIES on the cover (NOTE: there were no naked bleeding babies, I simply do not wish to reveal the identity of the movie, I belive it would be bad publicity, and especially since it is an indie film it could affect it negatively)
Lets not also forget the inaccuracy of flm ratings... I mean its 1:38 AM and I really don't to get into too many details about this (maybe in another blog) but take this into consideration:
KUNG FU PANDA IS RATED "PARENTAL GUIDANCE" for excessive violence... umm ok? I mean this is Kung Fu Panda we're talking about isn't it? Seriously...
PS Currently listening to: Just a Car Crash Away - Marilyn Manson
...to be continued (maybe)...
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My Apologies
Hahaha so basically, this isn't really a traditional blog, basically I noticed some mistakesin my previous stories, particularly the "Theres something seriously wrong here" blog. I'm referring to things such as Abba release one album (correction: released*) and the Tokio Hotel and Jonas Brothers of the 21st Century (Correction: of the 70's*) I honestly don't know how that last one really happened, becaues it's just a lack of common sense, but I'm pretty sure is has something to do with the fact that I wrote it in about 5 minutes (haha ye I just revealed how totally comitted I am to this lol jk) but ye I supposed thats about it...
Oh damn this is too short I can't post this...
...hmm...
WOOHOO *BRAINWAVE*
(here I go again)
Speaking of My Apologies anyone remember "All Apologies" the infamous sophomore single from Nirvana's third album In Utero. There was not much controversy to the song itself as much as there was to the A-Side which was attached to the single. If you are a Nirvana fan then you know I'm talking about "Rape Me". This is in my opinion their best work ever and one of the finest songs of the early 90's (written in 1991, Nevermind was still being mixed in New York, the original version however contained that annoying anti solo after the second chorus which thankfully was replaced with a bridge for the original version of the song featured in In Utero released 1993) but it was quite a shocker in the year of its release spawning much publicity and misconception over the message that frontman Kurt Cobain was trying to deliver. Initially the band recieved much negative reaction from many feminist groups, Cobain himself stated that he is a feminist and the song is an anti-rape song. Kobain stated it's about how a man rapes a woman, goest to jail, and is then raped himself...OK STOP!! Ok so I USED to support the theory that his hot bitch wife assasinated him, I mean, it did seem logical given the fact that Courtney would go on to inherit 89% of Nirvana's profit. But right now...*sigh* maaybe Kurt really wa as fucked as they say he was lol
honestly i dont give a flying fuck motherfucker (haha CoB FTW BABY!!!)
But ye basically I believe this is long enough to post now, so I hope i wasted enough of your time
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Oh damn this is too short I can't post this...
...hmm...
WOOHOO *BRAINWAVE*
(here I go again)
Speaking of My Apologies anyone remember "All Apologies" the infamous sophomore single from Nirvana's third album In Utero. There was not much controversy to the song itself as much as there was to the A-Side which was attached to the single. If you are a Nirvana fan then you know I'm talking about "Rape Me". This is in my opinion their best work ever and one of the finest songs of the early 90's (written in 1991, Nevermind was still being mixed in New York, the original version however contained that annoying anti solo after the second chorus which thankfully was replaced with a bridge for the original version of the song featured in In Utero released 1993) but it was quite a shocker in the year of its release spawning much publicity and misconception over the message that frontman Kurt Cobain was trying to deliver. Initially the band recieved much negative reaction from many feminist groups, Cobain himself stated that he is a feminist and the song is an anti-rape song. Kobain stated it's about how a man rapes a woman, goest to jail, and is then raped himself...OK STOP!! Ok so I USED to support the theory that his hot bitch wife assasinated him, I mean, it did seem logical given the fact that Courtney would go on to inherit 89% of Nirvana's profit. But right now...*sigh* maaybe Kurt really wa as fucked as they say he was lol
honestly i dont give a flying fuck motherfucker (haha CoB FTW BABY!!!)
But ye basically I believe this is long enough to post now, so I hope i wasted enough of your time
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Theres something really wrong here....
OK, yes i know this is the second time I've started a blog with the word "ok" but honestly I just found out that my new found love is listening to ABBA. I mean ABBA? WTF? Didn't they die for like the plague "back in the good old 15 century" XD... ok so I know they're not THAT old but honestly the frustration is causing a certain amount repetitiveness in my writing and that is not appreciated by my clients (yes I have clients, I am their private human dictionary, and a very efficient one i am too XD).
ABBA was like the Tokio Hotel and Jonas Brothers of the 21st Century. THe number ONE "Organized Success" band ofc back then the "Melodi Festivalen" was såååå faking grejt record labels used it to promote new artists (which of course can still be done at great heights but with somewhat less credibility and certainly less critical acclaim)
Nevertheless ABBA release one album (which they then remixed, re-remixed, re-made, re-released, recorded live and had a teenage band cover thus claiming no less then 60% of the profit and credit) and consisted of the most dull piece of shit songs I had heard since the Beatles and for some reason best known to Satan himself captivated the world with their shitty ass bubblegum pop and went over to sell over 220 million records... now that is.... MORE THAN METALLICA WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! PEOPLE THESE ABOMINATIONS OF MANKING NEED TO BE STOPPED SO I URGE TO DEDICATE YOUR LIVES TO CREATING THE PRIMARY LAWS OF TIME TRAVEL SELLING THEM TO JAPANESE CORPORATIONS WHICH WILL THEN CONSTRUCT VEHICLES WHCIH WILL TAKE YOU BACK IN 74' WHERE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SABOTAGE THE Eurovision Song Contest THUS PREVENTING ABBA FROM EVER REACHING MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES....Oh ye and just in case... they dont try something stupid like entering next year...KILL THEM ALL!!
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The Virgin Suicides
OK, let me get straigh to it, firstly this is going to be a short review on the simply cathartical movie "The Virgin Suicides" - cathartical in the sense that it sheds any last fragment of hope keeping viewer from having the irresistible urge to go on a killing spree out of madness.
Basically I don't understand what was wrong with the screenwriter and the director and how they so throughly managed to ignore every single element of a film's production which might be even slightly appealing to the human mind. Clearly, the movie lacks and connection with reality, there are absolutely no motives give to why all the characters act like senseless horse shit eating morons, and especially the retarded timing of occurences... little tip when directing a movie: SAVE THE EPIC ENDING FOR THE END!
Honestly I have never seen such a feeble attempt at making a melodramatic thriller and this movie has shattered all my opinions about Kirsten Dunst (curse her parents overambitious attempts at coming up with a creative "name" if one can even refer to such bizzarre misspellings of one of the most average names known to human history).
FInally all I can say his, 90 minutes of my life well wasted... *sigh* and trust me when i say that the hatred I feel for this is no less than antonymously equivalent to the one i felt after I saw the Dark Knight twice in a row the day of its premiere...
PS How do u have sex on a roof on midnight if your mother is a selfcentered *Jesus said Heavy Metal is a sin - go burn all your CDs' - type of attitude*? huh? just please... let me know.... ENLIGHTEN ME WORLD!!!
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Basically I don't understand what was wrong with the screenwriter and the director and how they so throughly managed to ignore every single element of a film's production which might be even slightly appealing to the human mind. Clearly, the movie lacks and connection with reality, there are absolutely no motives give to why all the characters act like senseless horse shit eating morons, and especially the retarded timing of occurences... little tip when directing a movie: SAVE THE EPIC ENDING FOR THE END!
Honestly I have never seen such a feeble attempt at making a melodramatic thriller and this movie has shattered all my opinions about Kirsten Dunst (curse her parents overambitious attempts at coming up with a creative "name" if one can even refer to such bizzarre misspellings of one of the most average names known to human history).
FInally all I can say his, 90 minutes of my life well wasted... *sigh* and trust me when i say that the hatred I feel for this is no less than antonymously equivalent to the one i felt after I saw the Dark Knight twice in a row the day of its premiere...
PS How do u have sex on a roof on midnight if your mother is a selfcentered *Jesus said Heavy Metal is a sin - go burn all your CDs' - type of attitude*? huh? just please... let me know.... ENLIGHTEN ME WORLD!!!
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The most fascinating conversation in a long time...
Donn#7 Unanswered: I love you dude <3333333
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: Oh? are you seeking an alternate lifestyle?
Donn#7 Unanswered: Im' not gay you twat XD I was joking
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: well I guess you've always been sexually confused, eversince that donkey raped you
Donn#7 Unanswered: that was a horse dont insult my intelligence XD
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: haha and now should be around the time when you stop making sense
Donn#7 Unanswered: gagagagaga blalalalalalalalala XD haha jk
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: another flawless prediction be me, thnx for letting me win XD haha
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: Oh? are you seeking an alternate lifestyle?
Donn#7 Unanswered: Im' not gay you twat XD I was joking
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: well I guess you've always been sexually confused, eversince that donkey raped you
Donn#7 Unanswered: that was a horse dont insult my intelligence XD
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: haha and now should be around the time when you stop making sense
Donn#7 Unanswered: gagagagaga blalalalalalalalala XD haha jk
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: another flawless prediction be me, thnx for letting me win XD haha
Donn#7 Unanswered: haha u twat, i think im in love like seriously XD haha
Donn#7 Unaswered: this ckick in ZR, XD haha lol
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: dude, ok I have lost count of the time I've said this but.... LOVE IS OVERRATED its biochemically equal to eating large quantities of chocolate XD so get to it
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: haha hazelnit works best XD and dont eat pancakes some people seem to think it works, PANCAKES ARE FOR LOSERS AND TERRORISTS
Donn#7 Unaswered: go stick a dildo up ur ass im going for this one
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: *Donni going explicit* hellu u know the government is reading all this carp haha lol well can i at least borrow one of yours then since you're so used to them (given the tragic fact thata you cant use ur dick) hahahah XD
Donn#7 Unanswered: hahahahahahahaha *dead memories in my head lalalala* no way u cheated back in Tunisia when was that anyway like when we were in 4th grade XD
Donn#7 Unanswered: circumcision or whatevre you spell it is a sin lol XD
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: then how come all the jews do it XD u dumbass
Donn#7 Unanswered: I meant satanic sin XD
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: Well Anton LaVey used to go out with Marilyn Monroe so he must've been circumcised so idc and he was probably jewish anyway he just didnt want to admit it lol ye XD gtg
Donn#7 Unanswered: already u twat? u just signed
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: true, but this is more than enough for my blogg haha lol feel special
Donn#7 Unaswered: this ckick in ZR, XD haha lol
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: dude, ok I have lost count of the time I've said this but.... LOVE IS OVERRATED its biochemically equal to eating large quantities of chocolate XD so get to it
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: haha hazelnit works best XD and dont eat pancakes some people seem to think it works, PANCAKES ARE FOR LOSERS AND TERRORISTS
Donn#7 Unaswered: go stick a dildo up ur ass im going for this one
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: *Donni going explicit* hellu u know the government is reading all this carp haha lol well can i at least borrow one of yours then since you're so used to them (given the tragic fact thata you cant use ur dick) hahahah XD
Donn#7 Unanswered: hahahahahahahaha *dead memories in my head lalalala* no way u cheated back in Tunisia when was that anyway like when we were in 4th grade XD
Donn#7 Unanswered: circumcision or whatevre you spell it is a sin lol XD
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: then how come all the jews do it XD u dumbass
Donn#7 Unanswered: I meant satanic sin XD
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: Well Anton LaVey used to go out with Marilyn Monroe so he must've been circumcised so idc and he was probably jewish anyway he just didnt want to admit it lol ye XD gtg
Donn#7 Unanswered: already u twat? u just signed
-[KAi]™ ●٠•●●°A n h i l a t i o n o f t h e S o u l™: true, but this is more than enough for my blogg haha lol feel special
Choose your sins
Sins have always caused a minor state of enthusiasm in my mind.
My teddy bear once told me that in my desperate search for attention throughout my years in middle school I have alienated myself so much (hoping for a solution to unfold itself) that I have changed my complete personality and given into the left hand path - "evil" *wind blows the tree leaves* (yes visualize)
Personally, I think he has no idea what he's talking about. I likes sins because I make them so much I figured It would be easier to simply "join what you cannot defeat" which is of course delusional, given the fact that due to my Atheist beliefs I use them purely for the purpose of personal entairtament (that last remark seriously fell about 3km [thank jesus for the common cold and its simplicity] from making any sense whatsoever.
Here are what I find the most common types of sins:
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
This is where it all started, these are not neccessarily reffered to as sins or even considered such but they are clearly similar to the rest of the sins in their fundamental basis
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS ARE THE FOLLOWING:
1. "I am the LORD your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt, from the house of slavery. You shall have no other gods before Me..." This commandment is to believe in the existence of God and His influence on events in the world, and that the goal of the redemption from Egypt was to become His servants (Rashi). It prohibits belief in or worship of any additional deities
2. "Do not make an image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above..." This prohibits the construction or fashioning of "idols" in the likeness of created things (beasts, fish, birds, people) and worshipping them.
3. "Do not swear falsely by the name of the LORD..." This commandment is to never take the name of God in a vain, pointless or insincere oath.
4. "Remember [zachor] the Sabbath day and keep it holy" (the version in Deuteronomy reads shamor, "observe") The seventh day of the week is termed Shabbat and is holy, just as God ceased creative activity during Creation. The aspect of zachor is performed by declaring the greatness of the day (kiddush), by having three festive meals, and by engaging in Torah study and pleasurable activities. The aspect of shamor is performed by abstaining from productive activity (39 melachot) on the Shabbat.
5. "Honor your father and your mother..." The obligation to honor one's parents is an obligation that one owes to God and fulfills this obligation through one's actions towards one's parents.
6. "Do not murder" Murdering a human being is a capital sin.
7. "Do not commit adultery." Adultery is defined as sexual intercourse between a man and a married woman who is not his wife.
8. "Do not steal." According to Rashi, this is not understood as stealing in the conventional sense, since theft of property is forbidden elsewhere and is not a capital offense. In this context it is to be taken as "do not kidnap."
9. "Do not bear false witness against your neighbor" One must not bear false witness in a court of law or other proceeding.
10. "Do not covet your neighbor's wife" One is forbidden to desire and plan how one may obtain that which God has given to another. Maimonides makes a distinction in codifying the laws between the instruction given here in Exodus (You shall not covet) and that given in Deuteronomy (You shall not desire), according to which one does not violate the Exodus commandment unless there is a physical action associated with the desire, even if this is legally purchasing an envied object.
Although these are more of "words of guidance" they can easily be converted into their antonym to fit their destined definition.
THE 7 DEADLY SINS:
Possibly the most highly publicized in the masterpiece "The Divine Comedy" (particularly in Inferno and Purgatorio) these are the 7 deadly sins that grant admittance to Hell and the Purgatory
Lust
Gluttony
Sloth
Greed
Envy
Pride
Wrath
THE SATANIC SINS
Personal favourites, without giving away my usual wave off ironic pretenciousness (haha paradox) they make me feel sane.
Stupidity — The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
Pretentiousness — Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. This is on equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
Solipsism — Projecting your reactions, responses, and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are can be very dangerous for Satanists. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do unto you.” It’s work for most of us, and requires constant vigilance, lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As it has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.
Self-deceit — It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements”, but deserves to be repeated here. It is another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred vows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The
only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it’s fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!
Herd Conformity — That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely, instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.
Lack of perspective — Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints: Know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies — Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
Counterproductive Pride — That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: If it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.
Lack of Aesthetics — This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time, so they are discouraged in a consumer society; but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing: It’s what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.
7 DEADLY PLACEBO SINS
There is not much to be said about these part from the fact that they should be considered by those searching for an alternate lifestyle *clears throat* in other words those worshiping Brian Molko or Stephen Ordal
Laziness (Sloth)
Homophobia
Racial Intolerance
Parental Guidance Stickers
Violence (Wrath)
Retro
Sobriety
Well there you go it's 2:40 AM and I really need to go watch "The Virgin Suicides" so ye basically my work here is done
This is Legion signing off
My teddy bear once told me that in my desperate search for attention throughout my years in middle school I have alienated myself so much (hoping for a solution to unfold itself) that I have changed my complete personality and given into the left hand path - "evil" *wind blows the tree leaves* (yes visualize)
Personally, I think he has no idea what he's talking about. I likes sins because I make them so much I figured It would be easier to simply "join what you cannot defeat" which is of course delusional, given the fact that due to my Atheist beliefs I use them purely for the purpose of personal entairtament (that last remark seriously fell about 3km [thank jesus for the common cold and its simplicity] from making any sense whatsoever.
Here are what I find the most common types of sins:
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
This is where it all started, these are not neccessarily reffered to as sins or even considered such but they are clearly similar to the rest of the sins in their fundamental basis
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS ARE THE FOLLOWING:
1. "I am the LORD your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt, from the house of slavery. You shall have no other gods before Me..." This commandment is to believe in the existence of God and His influence on events in the world, and that the goal of the redemption from Egypt was to become His servants (Rashi). It prohibits belief in or worship of any additional deities
2. "Do not make an image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above..." This prohibits the construction or fashioning of "idols" in the likeness of created things (beasts, fish, birds, people) and worshipping them.
3. "Do not swear falsely by the name of the LORD..." This commandment is to never take the name of God in a vain, pointless or insincere oath.
4. "Remember [zachor] the Sabbath day and keep it holy" (the version in Deuteronomy reads shamor, "observe") The seventh day of the week is termed Shabbat and is holy, just as God ceased creative activity during Creation. The aspect of zachor is performed by declaring the greatness of the day (kiddush), by having three festive meals, and by engaging in Torah study and pleasurable activities. The aspect of shamor is performed by abstaining from productive activity (39 melachot) on the Shabbat.
5. "Honor your father and your mother..." The obligation to honor one's parents is an obligation that one owes to God and fulfills this obligation through one's actions towards one's parents.
6. "Do not murder" Murdering a human being is a capital sin.
7. "Do not commit adultery." Adultery is defined as sexual intercourse between a man and a married woman who is not his wife.
8. "Do not steal." According to Rashi, this is not understood as stealing in the conventional sense, since theft of property is forbidden elsewhere and is not a capital offense. In this context it is to be taken as "do not kidnap."
9. "Do not bear false witness against your neighbor" One must not bear false witness in a court of law or other proceeding.
10. "Do not covet your neighbor's wife" One is forbidden to desire and plan how one may obtain that which God has given to another. Maimonides makes a distinction in codifying the laws between the instruction given here in Exodus (You shall not covet) and that given in Deuteronomy (You shall not desire), according to which one does not violate the Exodus commandment unless there is a physical action associated with the desire, even if this is legally purchasing an envied object.
Although these are more of "words of guidance" they can easily be converted into their antonym to fit their destined definition.
THE 7 DEADLY SINS:
Possibly the most highly publicized in the masterpiece "The Divine Comedy" (particularly in Inferno and Purgatorio) these are the 7 deadly sins that grant admittance to Hell and the Purgatory
Lust
Gluttony
Sloth
Greed
Envy
Pride
Wrath
THE SATANIC SINS
Personal favourites, without giving away my usual wave off ironic pretenciousness (haha paradox) they make me feel sane.
Stupidity — The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
Pretentiousness — Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. This is on equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
Solipsism — Projecting your reactions, responses, and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are can be very dangerous for Satanists. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do unto you.” It’s work for most of us, and requires constant vigilance, lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As it has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.
Self-deceit — It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements”, but deserves to be repeated here. It is another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred vows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The
only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it’s fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!
Herd Conformity — That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely, instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.
Lack of perspective — Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints: Know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies — Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
Counterproductive Pride — That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: If it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.
Lack of Aesthetics — This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time, so they are discouraged in a consumer society; but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing: It’s what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.
7 DEADLY PLACEBO SINS
There is not much to be said about these part from the fact that they should be considered by those searching for an alternate lifestyle *clears throat* in other words those worshiping Brian Molko or Stephen Ordal
Laziness (Sloth)
Homophobia
Racial Intolerance
Parental Guidance Stickers
Violence (Wrath)
Retro
Sobriety
Well there you go it's 2:40 AM and I really need to go watch "The Virgin Suicides" so ye basically my work here is done
This is Legion signing off
Greetings and Salutations
OK, so let me get right down to it, my job here is to act like some kind of neanderthal and waste 10 minutes of your life, YES you noticed correct, i used an abstract token to depict the number 10, while you're here Mr Lundin's fucked up, bizzarre rules (with absolutely no proof whhatsoever, part from the self proclaimed BBC reference, which I find highly misleading) have NO influence on my writing. This is probably a good thing to because it allows me to constantly keep babling in an open conscience (like I am doing at the moment) and not neccessarily make any sense (at all). SUCCESS, you have officially begun waisting your life by reading this, I suppose it's not the wost possible alternative, yet it is a rather meanlingless one. Alas, I salute all of you reafing this including you charming people from the obnoxious government organization that reads msn conversations and text messages, please notify me if you find any functional private encryption sites...
Thank you
This is Legion Signing off
Thank you
This is Legion Signing off
